I was watchin' the neighbor-lady shake her rug Goin' on safari for little black bugs She's living in a clap-trap that's nice and sunny Living with a ding-a-ling and callin' him honey. Have a little puff, and in a little while You'll have a maharishi-mona-lisa smile Lookin' at the boob tube pickin' your nose Watchin' the plastic flower grows Wait a couple months and in a little later You can make snow balls in your own refrigerator Have a little sniff and in a little while You'll have a maharishi-mona-lisa smile. Now there is a lady livin' on my street Wears mukluks on her little flat feet She has seven kids and a dog of course An aligator lizard and a hobby horse. Have a little snort and in a little while You'll have a maharishi-mona-lisa smile Oh suburbia is the place for me Down where the Chevrolets meet the sea Down where the drug stores sell vibrators Wigs, pigs, and potato graters. Have a little puff, and in a little while You'll have a maharishi-mona-lisa smile Have a little puff, and in a little while You'll have a maharishi-mona-lisa smile