Mother Hooch's Maladies
By Jan Harmon 
Sing as a round.
  ①	Twinkle twinkle little star,
	drink a little in a bar ..
	don't get in your little car ..
	if you do, you won't get far!
	
  ②	Jack & Jill went up the hill 
	for scotch & water .. 
	they got busted just outside 
	of Damariscott-er.
	
  ③	Mary had her a little dram
	and drove.
	Now Mary's 
	on the lamb!